Welcome to the Mark Parsons Digital Museum & Personal Shrine.
SYSOP: Mark Parsons | LOC: Brantford, ON | STATUS: Online
Mark Parsons is a dedicated computer technician based in Brantford, Ontario, Canada. Born in the city of Burlington, his lifelong passion is repairing computers and helping people understand and conquer their technology issues. This multi-section fan site and single-page personal shrine is dedicated to his ongoing quest to fix the unfixable.
SEND NETMAIL (mrparsons@gmail.com)Much like the classic RPG heroes of Ultima IV striving for enlightenment in Britannia, Mark embodies the ancient virtues in the modern digital age. To master the realm of motherboards and software, one must practice:
Thou hast lost an eighth of thy RAM! Let the Avatar of Tech Support restore it.
SPORTS TEAM HEARTBREAK SIMULATOR v1.9.6.7
GAME OVER. YOU BLEW A 4-1 LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD.
When he steps away from the workbench, Mark endures the classic, agonizing loop of Toronto sports heartbreak. It is a grueling annual cycle of false hope, spectacular playoff collapses, and the eternal, desperate promise that "Next year is our year." But much like a stubborn retro arcade cabinet that keeps eating quarters, true fans never stop pressing START.
Among the tangled cables, thermal paste, and spare parts lies a profound testament to true excellence. Mark is the proud recipient of a Governor General's Award. This rare artifact stands prominently in our digital museum, proving that his dedication to his community and his craft extends far beyond the command line.